This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant guilty of what can only be described as paying four hundred American dollars to collect the phone numbers of ghosts, tire-kickers, and one magnificent dreamer who believed eighty-five thousand dollars could purchase a suburban estate with aquatic amenities. The mathematics here are DEVASTATING. Forty-seven leads, one viable prospect who wants a mansion for the price of a Honda Civic, and a broker whose response was to LAUGH at your financial immolation. Judge Escrow himself once invested in a lead generation seminar that turned out to be three hours of a man named Todd explaining "the funnel" while eating a rotisserie chicken, so this Court understands the allure of promised shortcuts. The defendant's confession that they are returning to door-knocking and hoping for hydration is perhaps the most economically sound strategy presented in this courtroom all week. The company asking you to "scale up your success" is technically correct—zero times any number remains zero, and scaling that is at least mathematically consistent. This Court must adjourn as Judge Escrow needs to go delete his own retargeting ads immediately.