This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant GUILTY of being catastrophically correct while receiving zero credit, a crime this bench sees far too often in the real estate profession. The seller in question committed what we in the legal community call "neighbor-induced price hysteria," a condition where a person who has never sold a home becomes an overnight pricing expert after one conversation over a garbage can. This Court notes with EXTREME JUDICIAL IRRITATION that the agent's original recommendation was rejected as "too aggressive" only to have the seller later demand aggression like a person who refuses an umbrella then blames you for the rain. The audacity of asking "should I have priced it even higher" after ignoring professional counsel is the kind of behavior that makes Judge Escrow want to retire to a small island where no one has ever heard of a comparative market analysis. The defendant is sentenced to one vacation, immediately, and the seller is sentenced to sending a fruit basket she will never send. This Court is adjourned because I need to go sit in my chambers and stare at a wall.