This Court has witnessed many forms of buyer abuse but FIVE MONTHS of architectural hostage-taking crosses into territory that haunts Judge Escrow in his sleep. The defendants have constructed an elaborate psychological maze in which you are both the rat AND the cheese, forced to locate properties while they hunt for reasons to reject them with the desperation of someone trying to find Waldo in a book that contains no Waldo. A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING NEIGHBOR'S CAR? A street name reminiscent of an ex? These people are not house hunting, they are conducting some kind of twisted couples therapy in which YOUR emotional destruction is the binding agent of their marriage. The house number adding to thirteen is not a red flag about the property it is a CONFESSION that they have been toying with you like a cat toys with a moth it has no intention of eating. This Court orders you to send them listings exclusively in buildings numbered 1300 through 1399 until they either purchase something or their relationship implodes from the weight of their own nonsense. I need air.