This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant guilty of the most ancient of real estate crimes: being correct while the clients were emotional. The audacity of suggesting that a 2019 kitchen remodel and a DECK THAT NEEDS RESTAINING does not constitute eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars of value is apparently now grounds for church slander. Judge Escrow notes that the neighbor's house had a pool, a finished basement, and did NOT share sightlines with telecommunications infrastructure, but sure, the market is "rigged against regular people." The defendant secured a contract in four days after the reduction, which mathematically proves the defendant was right, and yet the defendant will still be discussed in hushed tones during the fellowship hour. This Court hereby orders the defendant to drink that champagne alone in the parking lot before closing because you earned it and also because you cannot be trusted around these people with a loose tongue. The husband's six-paragraph 11 PM email has been admitted into evidence as Exhibit A in the case of Why Agents Develop Substance Dependencies. Court is adjourned; Judge Escrow must go lie down in a dark room and think about everyone who has ever "put at least that much into renovations."