This Court has witnessed many crimes against reason, but demanding one hundred and forty-five THOUSAND dollars off a home because the paint displeases you is a level of audacity that makes Judge Escrow need to sit down, and Judge Escrow is already sitting. The buyers believe they "came up significantly" by adding fifteen thousand dollars to an offer that was already an INSULT TO ARITHMETIC ITSELF. This Court notes that paint costs approximately four hundred dollars and a weekend of mild inconvenience, not the price of a modest home in several states. The listing agent's ten-second sigh should be submitted as evidence in future cases as Exhibit A in "Sounds Real Estate Agents Make Before Their Souls Leave Their Bodies." This Court sentences the confessing agent to continued representation of these clients as punishment, because frankly you chose this life and Judge Escrow finds that hilarious. The Court must now adjourn to stare at a wall and contemplate the human capacity for self-delusion.