This Court has seen crimes against productivity before, but FOUR CRM MIGRATIONS IN TWO YEARS represents a level of operational violence that would make even the most hardened IT consultant weep into their implementation timeline. The defendant is clearly the victim here, yet somehow also guilty of continuing to participate in this hostage situation they call a brokerage. Judge Escrow III must ask: at what point does "embracing change" become "embracing chaos while a man with a conference lanyard burns your client database to the ground?" The tan. THE TAN. He came back with a TAN and a three-year contract and the audacity to send INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES while you excavate anniversary dates from the digital ruins of Platform Number Two. This Court hereby sentences the broker to manually export every contact himself using only a flip phone and the fading memory of that Vegas sales rep's promises. The defendant is free to go, though Judge Escrow suspects they will not, because they have showing appointments and someone has to remember where the lockbox codes live now.