This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the confessing agent GUILTY of enabling what can only be described as financial hallucination on an industrial scale. Eleven offers. ELEVEN. These buyers are not house hunting, they are conducting a sociological experiment on how much disrespect the American real estate professional can absorb before requiring therapy. The Court notes with grim fascination that the buyer's agent opened with "I know, I know" which is the verbal equivalent of a hostage blinking in Morse code. Judge Escrow himself once received an offer so low he had to check if the buyer had accidentally submitted their monthly grocery budget, but at least that was ONE offer, not a coordinated eleven-month campaign of numerical violence. The phrase "start a dialogue" when you're $190,000 underwater is like saying you'd like to "open negotiations" after you've already set the building on fire. This Court sentences these buyers to actually touring homes in their ACTUAL budget until they experience the educational humiliation of seeing what $485,000 actually purchases in a good school district. The agent is acquitted on grounds of heroic restraint but is advised to bill for emotional damages.