I got a call at 6 AM from my seller sobbing because she'd been up all night reading the buyer's home inspection report. Not the summary. The entire 47-page document. She called me hysterical because the inspector noted "minor wear on HVAC filter" and she was convinced this meant we'd have to drop the price by $15,000. I tried to explain that literally every house has inspection notes. Every single one. She wouldn't hear it. By 8 AM she'd decided the buyers were "out to destroy her" and wanted to pull the listing entirely. By noon she was threatening to sue the inspector for "defamation of her home." I spent my entire Saturday talking her off various ledges while she cycled through rage, tears, and what I can only describe as aggressive baking. She sent me photos of four different banana bread loaves she stress-baked while deciding whether to counter their repair request for $800. We settled at $400. I got a loaf of banana bread as a thank you. It was dry.