My seller called me in hysterics because she drove by her own house and saw the buyers' inspector on a ladder looking at the roof. She was convinced he was "trying to find problems" and wanted to know if we could sue him for trespassing. Ma'am, you signed a contract allowing inspections. That's literally what inspections are. Then she demanded I call the buyers' agent immediately to find out what he found. The inspection happened twenty minutes ago. I don't have X-ray vision into their report. She then pivoted to accusing me of not warning her that inspectors "climb on things" and said she never would have accepted this offer if she'd known strangers would be "crawling all over her property like bugs." I reminded her that she accepted their offer because it was fifteen thousand over asking with no contingencies except inspection. She said that was irrelevant and asked if we could install security cameras to watch what the new owners do after closing. I'm going to need a drink and possibly a therapist after this transaction closes.