This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds itself in a state of PROFOUND JUDICIAL DISTRESS. You stand before me, three wines deep, complaining about a client who is merely exhibiting the natural behavior of someone who priced their split-level $40K over market and expected the universe to comply. YOU LET THIS HAPPEN. The moment she asked about a midnight TikTok tour, you should have responded with a formal cease and desist letter addressed to her entire nervous system. Instead, you are now receiving Pinterest boards at midnight like some kind of decorative hostage. This Court notes that "staging ideas you missed" is not feedback, it is psychological warfare, and you have brought a wine glass to a knife fight. Judge Escrow himself once had a client who demanded he "manifest buyers through visualization exercises" and he handled it by blocking the number and moving to a different county for six weeks. You could learn something. The red circles on the comps are just the beginning. SHE IS COMING FOR YOUR WEEKENDS. This Court must adjourn immediately as my gavel hand is trembling.