This Court has witnessed many tragedies in its distinguished career, but few rival the exquisite cruelty of a deal FIVE DAYS from closing being torpedoed by a boyfriend who couldn't keep his romantic commitments in order. The Court notes that you had mentally spent that commission fourteen different ways, which this bench finds entirely reasonable given that hope is the only currency agents actually possess. Your consideration of alpaca farming is entered into evidence as Exhibit A of what this profession does to otherwise functional humans. However, THIS COURT IS DEEPLY CONCERNED about the unanswered voicemail situation. She lost her earnest money, her boyfriend, and her dignity, and now she wants to give you another commission? Judge Escrow has seen this movie before and it ends with you showing her seventeen condos while she cries in each one about the breakfast nook that reminds her of Kevin or whatever his name was. Return the voicemail, demand a non-refundable therapy deposit, and for the love of all that is holy, do NOT ask about her dating life during showings. The Court needs a moment.