This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds itself in a state of PROFOUND JUDICIAL DISTRESS. You have committed the cardinal sin of allowing a client to spiral into the abyss of feedback interpretation while you retreated to the cowardly fortress of text messaging. The word "cozy" is indeed neutral, but your client's pain is REAL, and that KitchenAid mixer deserves to be staged more prominently because it probably cost four hundred dollars and has only been used twice for bread that didn't rise. This Court notes that you have seventeen more showings scheduled and you are already screening calls on day four, which suggests you will be a hollowed-out husk of a human being by day twelve. Judge Escrow has presided over many kitchen-related emotional crises and must inform you that the granite versus quartz wars of 2019 claimed many marriages. Your sentence is to answer ONE phone call per showing weekend with genuine enthusiasm, but this Court grants you permission to develop a sudden coughing fit after the thirty-minute mark. Case dismissed, this Court needs to lie down.