This Court has witnessed many crimes against the sacred institution of real estate, but RARELY has it seen a seller so thoroughly demolish their own sale while somehow believing they were helping. Your client wandered through that open house like a one-woman disclosure violation, volunteering information about smells, floods, and DIVORCE with the enthusiasm of someone who has never heard the phrase "let your agent handle it." The Court notes with particular horror that she mentioned a smell being "totally gone now" which is legally indistinguishable from screaming "THERE WAS A SMELL AND IT MIGHT COME BACK" into a bullhorn. Judge Escrow must take a moment to acknowledge the two qualified buyers at your open house: Bathroom Man and Cookie Woman, both of whom showed more serious interest in your property than anyone your seller personally counseled. The suggestion to RAISE THE PRICE after 47 days of market humiliation suggests your client may be operating from an alternate dimension where cause and effect have reversed polarity. This Court sentences you to change your phone number immediately and rules that all future open houses must include a decoy property where your seller can roam freely while actual showings occur elsewhere.