The Court has reviewed this confession with the weary recognition of a man who has seen too much. This agent stands before us not as a criminal but as a CASUALTY of the modern brokerage industrial complex, where perfectly functional systems are sacrificed upon the altar of conference floor charisma. The Court notes with grave concern that a "really impressive" sales rep in Las Vegas has somehow obtained more operational authority than the agents who actually close transactions. ELEVEN HOURS on hold. ELEVEN. This Court has presided over custody disputes resolved faster. The jazz rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" now lives rent-free in this agent's subconscious, and Judge Escrow finds this constitutes cruel and unusual punishment under several treaties he is confident exist. The broker's email promising "streamlined workflow" shall be entered into evidence as Exhibit A in the Court's ongoing investigation into Crimes Against the English Language. This agent is sentenced to one weekend of migration hell, to be served concurrently with the quiet satisfaction of knowing they were right all along.