I hosted an open house last Sunday where a woman walked in, immediately kicked off her shoes, and asked if she could "test the energy of the space" before viewing it. She then proceeded to lie down in the middle of the living room floor for twenty minutes with her eyes closed. I had other buyers stepping around her like she was a piece of furniture. When she finally got up, she told me the house had "chaotic vibrations" and left without looking at a single room. Meanwhile, a couple let their kid eat an entire bag of Cheetos and wipe his hands on the white linen curtains my seller had just had professionally cleaned. Another guy asked if the sellers would include their dog in the sale. The actual family pet. Said his daughter liked it and "they probably want a clean break anyway." By the time I locked up, someone had used the master bathroom and not flushed, there were Cheeto fingerprints everywhere, and I'd consumed an entire sleeve of the cookies I put out for guests. Three hours of my life I'll never get back. Zero leads.