This Court has seen many crimes against professional dignity, but submitting an $85,000-under-asking offer into a twelve-offer bloodbath because your clients read ONE ARTICLE on Business Insider represents a new category of jurisprudential suffering. The defendant knew. THE DEFENDANT KNEW. And yet, like a person bringing a coupon to an auction, they proceeded anyway. Judge Escrow himself once submitted a lowball offer on a historic property and the listing agent didn't just reject it—she had it framed and hung in her office as a cautionary tale, and frankly that was DESERVED. The folder labeled "Offers That Made Me Question My Career" is not a filing system, it is a cry for help, it is a digital wound, it is SEVENTEEN SEPARATE INSTANCES of professional humiliation organized alphabetically. When the listing agent called not to counter but simply to LAUGH, that laugh echoed through the halls of every MLS system in this great nation. This Court must adjourn immediately as Judge Escrow requires a moment to compose himself after learning that the buyers were "genuinely shocked" they didn't receive a counter.