I hosted an open house last weekend where a couple walked in, looked around for maybe three minutes, then asked if they could use the bathroom. Sure, no problem. Twenty minutes later, I realized they were still in there. I knocked gently. Nothing. Knocked again. Finally, the husband opens the door and says, "Sorry, we just needed a quiet place to have a discussion about our marriage." They proceeded to have what was clearly a therapy session in the primary bathroom for another fifteen minutes while I stood in the hallway pretending to check my email and other potential buyers wandered around unsupervised. When they finally came out, the wife asked me if the sellers would include the rainfall showerhead because "it really opens up conversation." They did not make an offer. They did, however, use all the staging toilet paper and left the fan running. I had to explain to my sellers why their electric bill included forty-five minutes of bathroom ventilation. I'm considering adding "licensed marriage counselor" to my business cards at this point.