This Court has witnessed many crimes against property valuation, but rarely has it seen an agent so thoroughly CONSCRIPTED into the service of numerical fantasy. You knew, Counselor. You KNEW that $780,000 on a $1.2 million lakefront property was not an offer but a HOSTAGE NOTE written by someone who learned negotiation from a flea market in a fever dream. And yet you sent it. You transformed yourself into a carrier pigeon delivering a message that said "I disrespect your dock and everything it stands for." The listing agent's crying-laughing emoji was not unprofessional—it was the ONLY reasonable response to receiving what amounted to a request that the seller pay YOUR buyers $420,000 for the privilege of losing their home. Judge Escrow III notes that your clients are now questioning the OTHER agent's professionalism, which suggests they have achieved a level of delusion that may actually be medically significant. You do need a vacation, but what you REALLY need is the spine to tell a buyer that "the market is shifting" does not mean "physics no longer applies to lake views." This Court is adjourning because it suddenly cannot breathe.