This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant GUILTY of practicing unlicensed psychology while simultaneously committing crimes against their own digestive system. The word "dated" was deployed as a weapon of mass hysteria against a kitchen that is, by all accounts, AGGRESSIVELY MODERN. Subway tile! QUARTZ! The Court is frankly OUTRAGED that any buyer's agent would look at stainless steel appliances and pronounce them dated when Judge Escrow himself is still using a refrigerator from 2003 that makes a sound like a dying seal. The defendant spent forty-five minutes absorbing tears about countertops while their sandwich congealed into sadness and their other client presumably aged several years waiting for counteroffer guidance. The seller's pivot from "burn down the house" to "they're just jealous" in under an hour is a psychological journey this Court has seen before, usually in its own mirror. Full-price offer vindication does not absolve you of letting your lunch get cold. Judge Escrow must adjourn immediately as he is now thinking about sandwiches.