This Court has witnessed many indignities in its distinguished tenure, but rarely has the bench been subjected to such brazen mathematical delusion. The buyer's agent in question should be remanded to a remedial economics course taught exclusively by angry appraisers. That said, THIS COURT MUST ADDRESS THE CONFESSOR'S CONDUCT. You ate an ENTIRE SLEEVE of Oreos in your vehicle like some kind of feral raccoon in business casual? Judge Escrow has half a mind to hold you in contempt for not offering the Court any. The audacity of requesting $15,000 in closing costs on an offer that already constitutes financial comedy is the real estate equivalent of robbing a bank and asking the teller to validate your parking. Your sellers' grandmother WAS personally insulted, metaphysically speaking. The Court rules that you are guilty of being the unfortunate messenger in a transaction that should never have required a message, and also of destroying evidence (the Oreos) before this Court could examine them. Case dismissed because Judge Escrow suddenly needs to lie down.