The Court has reviewed this confession and finds the defendant GUILTY of practicing the dark art of letting clients discover obvious truths on their own timeline, a manipulation technique so insidious it borders on actual competence. You stood there, KNOWING the Zestimate is the astrological birth chart of real estate valuations, and simply waited while your client performed her own journey of self-discovery like some kind of property-based vision quest. The audacity of remaining calm at 11 PM while a grown adult cited ZILLOW and her NEIGHBOR as market authorities suggests a level of emotional regulation that frankly makes Judge Escrow uncomfortable. Twenty-six days and two showings and YOU had to be the reasonable one? This Court notes that you essentially played chess with someone who thought the pieces were suggestions, and you still offered to let them flip the board. The signature request was a masterstroke of covering one's hindquarters that this Court cannot help but admire through gritted teeth. You are hereby sentenced to continue doing exactly this for the remainder of your career while we all pretend the client arrived at wisdom independently.