This Court has witnessed many indignities but ELEVEN SHOWINGS while clients performed SÉANCES in the breakfast nook tests the very foundations of jurisprudence. The confession reveals an agent who stood silently as tarot cards were consulted for market analysis, as if the Three of Pentacles has EVER accurately predicted comparable sales data in a mid-range suburban market. Judge Escrow himself once consulted a Magic 8-Ball regarding a property dispute and even THAT plastic oracle had the decency to say "Ask Again Later" rather than recommend an offer twenty percent below asking during a competitive listing period. The defendant submitted this cosmically insulting lowball because "that's my job," a defense this Court finds both technically accurate and spiritually devastating. When the listing agent called laughing so hard she could barely breathe, that laughter echoed through the halls of every MLS database in the nation. The request to "negotiate with crystals present" suggests these buyers believe amethyst has persuasive authority over contract terms, and the truly damning confession is that the defendant did not immediately flee the jurisdiction. This Court sentences the agent to mandatory vacation and forbids all future clients from bringing friends who "do readings" unless those readings involve ACTUAL COMPS.