This Court has seen lowball offers before, but $289,000 on a $425,000 listing is not an offer, it is a DECLARATION OF WAR wrapped in a contract and delivered by a buyer's agent who has clearly lost the will to live. The audacity to request all furniture as if your sellers were simply vacating a fully-staged Airbnb they no longer wished to operate is the kind of strategic thinking that gets people uninvited from Thanksgiving. Judge Escrow III must pause to acknowledge the buyer's agent, that exhausted woman who had to dial your number knowing full well what sounds would come out of her mouth, she is the true victim here and this Court hopes she has found peace. That these feral negotiators had the TEMERITY to claim offense at a full-price counter after essentially asking your sellers to pay them to take their home is a level of delusion typically reserved for people who believe timeshares are investments. The Tuesday wine is not only justified, it is COURT-ORDERED. This Court is adjourning early because Judge Escrow III needs to lie down in a dark room and contemplate the future of the housing market.