This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the accused GUILTY of performing seventeen acts of self-censorship when the situation clearly called for one act of devastating honesty. The confession reveals a seller's agent who spent forty-five minutes crafting diplomacy when a simple "LOL no" would have sufficed and been legally defensible under what this Court now establishes as the Lowball Doctrine of Justified Brevity. The buyer claims to be "very motivated" yet submitted an offer that suggests they are motivated primarily by delusion and perhaps a head injury sustained while touring the property. This Court is OUTRAGED that the agent's sellers were forced to laugh at an offer when they should have been permitted to frame it and display it as a cautionary tale. Judge Escrow has seen many crimes against real estate, but using "good feeling" as a negotiation tactic when the house has been listed for SIX DAYS is an offense against mathematics itself. The Court must adjourn immediately as I feel my blood pressure entering what my physician calls "the danger zone."