This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL at the audacity of a man named Kevin who enforces dress codes while wearing CLEATS INDOORS like some kind of unhinged suburban centaur. The defendant stands accused of jean-wearing in the presence of an uncle bearing lunch, which this Court rules is not a client interaction but rather a SANDWICH DELIVERY that falls outside all known broker jurisdiction. Furthermore, the passive-aggressive Monday morning email system described herein constitutes what Judge Escrow recognizes as Weaponized Corporate Cowardice, a crime far exceeding any alleged copier misuse. Twenty flyers? TWENTY? Meanwhile Kevin's golden child is apparently plastering her visage on shopping carts like she's running for mayor of the frozen foods aisle, and THIS is acceptable? The Court finds the defendant guilty only of tolerating this arrangement for as long as they have. Judge Escrow must now lie down because the phrase "brand alignment" has given him heart palpitations.