This Court has witnessed many offenses against decency, but rarely has it beheld such WEAPONIZED DELUSION presented as legitimate negotiation. The defendant buyer arrived at a $425,000 property with $289,000 and what can only be described as the confidence of someone who has never been told no by anyone, ever, in their entire pampered existence. Judge Escrow must pause here to collect himself because the AUDACITY of feeling disrespected after offering 68 cents on the dollar is the kind of thing that makes this Court want to retire to a small cabin where numbers cannot hurt him. Room for negotiation? That is not a room, that is a VOID, an abyss, a yawning chasm into which all rational thought has been cast and forgotten. The sellers' husband asking if this was a scam shows he understood what this Court now confirms: it WAS a scam, just one performed by amateurs who confused Zillow surfing with expertise. The subsequent $418,000 sale proves the market has a sense of justice even when buyers do not. This Court must adjourn immediately as its blood pressure medication requires recalibration.