I showed a property last weekend to a couple who seemed perfect. Pre-approved, motivated, said they loved the house. Then the husband pulled out a pendulum. An actual crystal pendulum on a chain. He started walking through each room, watching it swing, while his wife took notes. They rejected the house because the pendulum "indicated negative energy flow" in the primary bathroom. I asked what specifically was wrong with the bathroom. Nothing. Great tile, updated vanity, walk-in shower. The pendulum just didn't like it. They've now rejected four houses based entirely on pendulum readings. Four houses that checked every single box on their must-have list. I'm not allowed to suggest properties anymore unless I can confirm the lot wasn't built on "disrupted earth." I don't even know what that means. I've started googling "how to cleanse a house spiritually" just so I can maybe, possibly, close one sale this quarter. My commission is being held hostage by a rock on a string and I have to smile and act like this is completely normal professional behavior.