This Court has presided over many horrors but the image of a barefoot stranger consuming dairy products while inquiring about HOA fees has shattered something inside Judge Escrow that may never heal. You ALLOWED this yogurt bandit to sign in with a FAKE NUMBER which means she is still out there somewhere right now probably touring another open house probably eyeing someone else's Greek yogurt with that same feral entitlement. The Court notes that you have installed a refrigerator sign but Judge Escrow knows the truth about these people THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED WITH SIGNS they are driven by forces beyond our understanding. Your sellers lost a Chobani and you lost six years of professional innocence and this Court has lost the ability to ever attend an open house without checking the fridge for intruders. The fake phone number is the final indignity because now you will spend the rest of your career scanning crowds wondering if every woman removing her shoes is THE ONE. Judge Escrow must adjourn immediately to process these emotions in chambers.