This Court has witnessed many crimes against the sacred institution of real estate, but scheduling showings based on NUMEROLOGICAL ABUNDANCE WINDOWS represents a new low in human behavior. The defendant enabled this lunacy for SIX WEEKS, which means the defendant set approximately twelve alarms for 7:43 AM, drove through morning fog like some kind of haunted property sherpa, and smiled through it all while a grown woman consulted planetary charts about split-level ranches. Judge Escrow himself once had a client who would only tour homes during a waning gibbous moon, and the Court HANDLED IT by pretending not to understand phone calls. The fact that this buyer expected you to place a COSMIC HOLD on inventory while Mercury did whatever Mercury does is grounds for immediate license review—of HER, not you, but also maybe you for not faking your own death by week three. The Court notes that 7:47 will haunt you forever and frankly you deserve it for not establishing boundaries with the celestially unwell. Case dismissed, the Court needs to lie down.