This Court has presided over many indignities inflicted upon real estate professionals, but NINETEEN SHOWINGS subjected to the financial commentary of a SCREAMING MACAW named Sergio represents a new frontier of professional degradation. The accused agent knowingly enabled what can only be described as ornithological investment analysis, permitting a bird—A BIRD—to exercise veto power over legitimate property transactions while they stood there nodding like this was somehow acceptable professional practice. Judge Escrow finds it deeply troubling that the agent eventually developed sufficient rapport with Sergio to inquire about his contractor recommendations, suggesting a Stockholm Syndrome situation that frankly concerns this Court. The "hidden mold energy" interpretation of parrot silence is not recognized by any appraisal methodology in any jurisdiction. This Court sentences the agent to mandatory silence whenever they feel the urge to accommodate anyone who uses the phrase "intuitive abilities" about an animal. I need to step outside now because I can hear Sergio in my own chambers and that cannot be real.