This court has reviewed the evidence and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL. Fifty-three houses. FIFTY-THREE. The defendant maintained professional composure through what can only be described as a psychological siege, smiling through a buyer who treated the housing market like a museum tour she had no intention of purchasing from. The confession reveals the accused later stared at their ceiling for forty minutes performing actuarial calculations on their own mental health, which this court recognizes as a cry for help disguised as fiscal responsibility. Judge Escrow himself once showed a client eleven properties before they revealed they were "just curious what was out there," and he did not speak for three days afterward. The husband asking if everything was okay while the defendant calculated therapy costs against hypothetical future commissions is the most married thing this court has ever witnessed. The muted contact remains muted to this day, and this court rules that it shall stay muted FOREVER, or until the commission makes mathematical sense, whichever comes first.