I hosted an open house last Sunday and a woman walked in, immediately took off her shoes, and then proceeded to open my sellers' refrigerator and eat a yogurt. Just grabbed a spoon from the drawer and went to town. When I politely told her this wasn't her home yet, she said she was "testing the kitchen energy" and needed to see if the appliances "supported her lifestyle." She then asked if the sellers would be leaving the yogurt. I said probably not. She put the half-eaten yogurt back in the fridge and left without taking a flyer. Twenty minutes later, a guy showed up with a tape measure and spent forty-five minutes measuring every closet while on speakerphone with his mother, who kept yelling that the master bedroom "felt small" based on the sounds of his footsteps. He didn't sign in either. The actual interested couple who came at the end couldn't get past the weird yogurt smell coming from the kitchen and asked if there was a "moisture issue." I have another open house this weekend and I'm already looking for a new career.