I hosted an open house last Saturday and within the first twenty minutes, a couple walked in with their three kids and a goldfish in a bag. A goldfish. They said they needed to see how "Goldie" reacted to the energy of the home before they could consider it. The kids immediately started opening every cabinet in the kitchen while the parents wandered around holding this fish up to different windows. Then some guy showed up who I'm pretty sure was just looking for a bathroom because he went straight there, stayed for eleven minutes, and left without making eye contact. A woman asked me if the previous owners had ever died in the house, and when I said no, she seemed genuinely disappointed. The couple with the fish ultimately decided the living room had "chaotic water energy" which was bad for Goldie's chakras. I stood there for four hours, smiled at thirty-two people, and not a single one asked for a follow-up showing. But hey, I had great snacks and I ate most of them myself in the car afterward, so at least someone enjoyed the open house.