This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds itself PHYSICALLY ILL. You have spent five months as an unpaid emotional support animal for a woman who treats the housing market like a ouija board and your personal boundaries like suggestions written in disappearing ink. SEVENTEEN TEXTS during a school play about a price reduction she had NO INTENTION of acting upon? This Court's gavel hand is TREMBLING. The defendant—and by defendant I mean you, the agent—has committed the cardinal sin of continuing to answer the phone after the phrase "energy felt like my ex-husband's aunt" was uttered aloud by another human being. Judge Escrow III has presided over many horrors in this chamber, but the audacity of asking you to "keep an eye out" for several months while she reassesses whether Saturn has cleared her fourth house is a war crime against your dignity. You are not haunted; you have simply refused to perform an exorcism. Block her number immediately or this Court will be forced to assume you ENJOY suffering.