This Court has witnessed many betrayals in its distinguished tenure, but using MERCURY RETROGRADE as an excuse to ghost a dedicated professional represents a new frontier of celestial cowardice. Let the record reflect that these buyers consumed forty-plus properties worth of this agent's gasoline, patience, and apparently objectionable playlist selections, only to blame their commitment issues on a planet that is not even technically moving backwards. The audacity of posting that new house on social media while Mercury presumably sorted itself out suggests the only thing in retrograde was their basic human decency. Judge Escrow himself once consulted an astrologer who told him to avoid major decisions during Scorpio season, and he STILL showed up to court every day because JUSTICE DOES NOT CHECK ITS HOROSCOPE. The Court finds it entirely reasonable that confessant has examined those foundation photos with forensic intensity, and we hereby grant them spiritual permission to continue doing so indefinitely. This Court must adjourn immediately as we feel a migraine forming in our third eye.