This Court has witnessed many forms of professional suffering but FORTY HOURS of unpaid labor while this woman conducted what can only be described as a fourteen-month real estate safari is UNCONSCIONABLE. The defendant drove six hundred miles serving as an unpaid Uber driver, amateur economist, and apparently a mobile coffee ATM for someone who forgot her wallet with suspicious consistency. Judge Escrow III notes that the so-called "nice Google review" is not legal tender and cannot be used to purchase gasoline, therapy, or the dignity this agent has clearly surrendered. The fact that she printed this review and affixed it to her refrigerator suggests Stockholm Syndrome has already taken hold. This Court orders immediate cessation of all contact and recommends the agent send this woman a bill for services rendered, itemized to include emotional damages and the four coffees which were CLEARLY a scam. The audacity of asking to see properties "just to compare" after fourteen months has given this Court a migraine and I must adjourn immediately.