I hosted an open house last Sunday and a woman walked in, took off her shoes, laid down on the master bedroom floor, and started doing what she called "energy testing." She was there for forty-five minutes. Didn't ask a single question about the house. Just moved from room to room lying on the floors with her eyes closed, occasionally humming. When she finally left, she told me the house had "unresolved grief in the hallway" and that she'd need to "consult her pendulum" before making any decisions. Meanwhile, I had an actual interested buyer trying to ask about the HVAC system while this woman was sprawled out blocking the kitchen doorway, whispering to herself about chakras. The seller called me that night asking how it went, and I just said "great turnout, lots of interest." What was I supposed to say? That someone diagnosed their split-level with emotional trauma? I've started bringing a folding chair to open houses now. If anyone else wants to commune with the spirits, at least I'll be comfortable while I wait.