I hosted an open house last weekend and within the first twenty minutes, a guy walked in, said nothing to me, went straight to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and started eating the sellers' leftover Chinese food. Just standing there with chopsticks he found in a drawer, going to town on someone else's lo mein. When I asked if he had any questions about the property, he said "Yeah, do they know their kung pao is expired?" and kept eating. Then he left without signing in. Later that afternoon, a couple brought their three kids who immediately started a game that involved sliding down the carpeted stairs on their stomachs while the parents asked me increasingly specific questions about the neighbor's divorce. I know nothing about the neighbor's divorce. An hour before close, someone used the bathroom and I'm pretty sure broke the toilet because I heard a concerning sound followed by a door slam and a car peeling out of the driveway. The sellers texted me that night asking how it went and I just wrote "Great energy, lots of interest!" I need a different career.