I listed a house three weeks ago and my seller has called me every single day to ask why it hasn't sold yet. Every. Single. Day. Yesterday she suggested that maybe I'm not "marketing it aggressively enough" because she only saw it posted on four social media platforms instead of five. I had to gently remind her that we priced it sixty thousand over what I recommended, she refused to let me stage it, there's a literal shrine to her cat in the living room that she won't remove, and the basement smells like something died down there. Which, based on the cat shrine situation, might actually be accurate. But sure, the problem is definitely my Instagram strategy. She also keeps texting me Zillow listings from 2019 asking why those houses sold in three days. Ma'am, that was a different economy, a different interest rate environment, and presumably those sellers didn't have a room dedicated to Mr. Whiskers' memory. I've started responding to her calls from my car so I can scream into the void immediately after hanging up.