This Court has reviewed the defendant's meticulous documentation of forty-seven instances of what can only be described as recreational agent abuse, and frankly, Judge Escrow is IMPRESSED by the restraint shown here. The confession reveals a classic case of Client Amnesia Syndrome, wherein buyers develop sudden passionate interest in properties they will abandon like a half-eaten yogurt in a work fridge. This Court notes that the defendant's proposed "curiosity tour" fee of twenty dollars is, if anything, CRIMINALLY UNDERPRICED given the emotional labor of pretending to care about a farmhouse someone saw while doom-scrolling at 2 AM. The true crime here is not the secret tally but the fact that society has normalized texting real estate professionals at 10 PM as if they are some sort of property-identifying emergency service. Judge Escrow once drove forty minutes to show a "dream home" to a client who arrived, sniffed the air, said "hmm, no," and got back in their car. The Court requires a brief recess to lie down.