This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant guilty of enabling what can only be described as FISCAL DELUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. The buyers stated a budget of $400,000 while demanding amenities available only in a price bracket that requires an additional $300,000 and apparently a complete divorce from reality. When the defendant pointed out that mathematics exists, the clients responded by accusing her of insufficient effort, which is like accusing the ocean of not trying hard enough to be a desert. Judge Escrow has seen many things in his distinguished career, but rarely has he witnessed a real estate professional so thoroughly gaslit that she began questioning her own sanity rather than the sanity of people who believe "stretching" means NEARLY DOUBLING THEIR STATED LIMIT. The defendant's therapist is correct about boundaries, her broker is a chaos agent, and this Court sentences the buyers to attend a remedial arithmetic course taught by a very tired second-grader. This Court needs a moment.