This Court has witnessed many affronts to reason, but presenting an offer that constitutes a 35% discount on a FULLY RENOVATED HOME as if it were a legitimate negotiating position is an act of such profound audacity that Judge Escrow must pause to collect himself. The buyer's assertion that "you never know unless you try" is technically correct in the same way that one never knows if a raccoon will spontaneously recite Shakespeare, yet we do not BUILD OUR STRATEGIES around such possibilities. The listing agent's single-word response of "no" represents, in this Court's estimation, remarkable restraint—a lesser professional would have responded with a GIF of someone being escorted from the premises by security. That the buyers then asked if the seller needed "a few days to reconsider" suggests they believe rejection is simply a phase one works through, like grief or a juice cleanse. The defendant-agent is hereby absolved of wrongdoing but is sentenced to carry the psychic weight of this transaction for no fewer than eighteen months. This Court needs air.