This Court has reviewed the evidence and finds the defendant CATASTROPHICALLY NEGLIGENT in their failure to consult even a basic astrological calendar before initiating client relations. Forty-seven houses. FORTY-SEVEN. Judge Escrow has presided over war crimes tribunals with less documentation. The defendant maintained a SPREADSHEET of their own psychological waterboarding yet continued to show properties during what any reasonable agent would recognize as a Venus-Saturn square situation. Furthermore, this Court is APPALLED that upon witnessing the fresh-faced replacement agent, the defendant chose silent complicity over sisterhood. That woman deserved to know about the morning energy flow requirements. She deserved to know about the UNLUCKY STREET NAMES. The defendant's smile in that coffee shop was not grace under pressure—it was the grin of someone feeding a colleague to wolves while sipping a cortado. This Court sentences the defendant to mandatory Mercury retrograde awareness training and forever wondering if House 34 would have worked if only the neighbor had driven a Subaru.