I had a client who insisted on bringing her "energy consultant" to every single showing. Not an inspector. Not a contractor. A woman named Moonflower who would walk through each room holding crystals and declaring whether the space had "welcoming vibrations." We lost out on three houses because Moonflower detected "residual conflict energy" in the kitchens. One of them was a stunning colonial that had been staged within an inch of its life and smelled like fresh cookies. Moonflower said the breakfast nook was "holding onto ancestral trauma." I stood there nodding like this was totally normal feedback while the listing agent gave me a look that could strip paint. After two months, my client finally found a place Moonflower approved of. We put in an offer. It got accepted. Then Moonflower had a "vision" during the inspection that the basement was built over a "disrupted ley line." My client walked. I've been selling real estate for eleven years and I've never had to Google "ley line remediation" before writing this confession. I did. It's not a thing.