This Court has witnessed many atrocities in its distinguished tenure, but the brazen deployment of a FICTIONAL BUDGET to conscript a licensed professional into unpaid reconnaissance work represents a new low in civilian depravity. The defendants treated this agent like some sort of complimentary human GPS with a pleasant demeanor and reliable transportation, all while their "real" agent presumably lounged in a La-Z-Boy waiting for the $680,000 commission to materialize. "Hidden gems in the lower price range" - Judge Escrow must pause to collect himself, for this phrase suggests the buyers believed they had invented some sort of clever life hack rather than committed what this Court recognizes as EMOTIONAL GRAND THEFT AUTO. The husband's "casual mention" was not casual; it was the verbal equivalent of a cat depositing a dead bird on one's doorstep. This Court hereby sentences the defendants to eternal residence in a home with bad kitchen flow and weird vibes, and formally recommends the agent pursue that drink with judicial blessing.