This Court has witnessed many indignities in its tenure, but rarely has it seen a licensed professional so thoroughly humiliated by clients who received their real estate education from a man filming in his leased Lamborghini. The defendant stood helplessly as their buyers confused "anchoring" with "drowning" and proceeded to anchor themselves directly to the ocean floor of professional embarrassment. That single laughing emoji followed by a two-day block constitutes what this Court recognizes as TERMINAL REPUTATION DAMAGE, and frankly, the defendant is lucky they weren't blocked permanently and reported to whatever governing body oversees people who waste everyone's time. Judge Escrow himself once received a lowball offer on his summer cottage and responded by having the offending document framed and displayed in his chambers as a warning to others. The defendant's true crime is not the failed offer but continuing to represent buyers who believe TikTok constitutes continuing education. This Court sentences the defendant to immediately send their clients a link to an actual real estate course, then change their phone number. Case dismissed, the Court needs to lie down.