This Court has witnessed many atrocities against the sacred institution of the open house, but THIS—THIS REPRESENTS A NEW FRONTIER OF AUDACITY. The defendant stood idly by while sticky-fingered operatives conducted what can only be described as a tactical litter box reconnaissance mission. The mother, who this Court suspects may have been casing the refrigerator for a future yogurt heist, ABANDONED HER OFFSPRING like emotional support animals at an airport Chili's. And the defendant—a licensed professional—was reduced to a babysitter arguing toilet flushing protocols with children whose collective net worth wouldn't cover a doormat. Judge Escrow has presided over cases involving fraudulent disclosure, inspection sabotage, even the occasional haunted basement situation, but never has he seen an agent so thoroughly conscripted into unpaid childcare by someone who couldn't spell prequalification with a dictionary and two hints. The defendant is hereby ordered to install a juice box detection system at all future showings. Court is adjourned; I need to lie down.