I worked with a couple for five months who would only view houses on Tuesdays between 2 and 4 PM because that was when their "energy reader" said they were most receptive to detecting good vibes in a space. Fine, whatever, I've heard weirder. But then they started bringing the energy reader to showings. This woman would walk through each room waving her hands around and muttering, and I'd have to stand there nodding respectfully while the listing agent watched us like we'd escaped from somewhere. We made offers on three different houses, and each time the energy reader killed the deal at the last second because she sensed "previous conflict" or "stagnant financial energy in the garage." After the third failed offer, they told me they were going to take a break from house hunting because Mercury was in retrograde. That was eleven months ago. Last week they texted me asking if I was still available to show houses, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 4. I told them I'd moved to commercial real estate. I haven't. I just can't do it again.