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CONFESSION #0293 — BROKER DRAMA
Monday, December 29, 2025
My broker just announced we're switching to our fourth transaction management system in two years because he "got a great deal" from some company his golf buddy started. We haven't even figured out the last platform yet. Half the office is still submitting paperwork through the old system because no one knows the new login credentials, and when I asked for training, I was told to "watch the YouTube tutorials." Meanwhile, he sends office-wide emails about our "lack of professionalism" when documents get filed wrong. Last week he pulled me aside to ask why my compliance scores were down. I don't know, maybe because I spent six hours trying to upload a single addendum to a website that crashes every time I hit save? But sure, let's switch again in eight months when his cousin launches a competing product. The man hasn't closed a deal himself since 2019 but has very strong opinions about how the rest of us should be running our businesses.
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Judge Reginald Escrow III
Judge Reginald Escrow III
⚖️ Presiding
GUILTY OF TECHNOLOGICAL TERRORISM VIA GOLF COURSE PROCUREMENT
This Court has witnessed many atrocities but FOUR SYSTEMS IN TWO YEARS is not a business strategy, it is a hostage situation with worse WiFi. The broker in question has confused "networking on the back nine" with "vendor selection" and Judge Escrow finds this UNCONSCIONABLE. You are being gaslit by a man whose last closed transaction predates the pandemic, yet he sends compliance emails like he's running the SEC instead of a chaos factory powered by his buddy's startup and his cousin's vaporware. The audacity of demanding professionalism while forcing agents to perform digital archaeology across three abandoned platforms is grounds for immediate counter-revolution. This Court notes that "watch the YouTube tutorials" is not training, it is abandonment with extra steps. Judge Escrow must adjourn immediately as he has developed a stress migraine imagining that six-hour addendum upload.
SCANDAL RATING: 7.4/10 Golf Buddy Governance

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