This Court has witnessed many crimes against productivity, but THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES on executive navy versus regular navy? The distinction between these colors exists only in the fevered imagination of someone who has never once had to explain to a buyer why their agent couldn't show them a house because serif fonts were under deliberation. The defendant sits in a conference room watching colleagues nearly come to blows over typography while a BUYER WAITS IN A PARKING LOT like a abandoned golden retriever hoping someone remembers to let them inside. Judge Escrow himself once attended a meeting about meetings that spawned three additional meetings, and he has never emotionally recovered. The phrase "synergy optimization" should be grounds for immediate facility evacuation and possible exorcism. Meanwhile your March commission check wanders the earth like a ghost seeking closure it will never find, but by all means let us lean into disruption while your bank account leans into the abyss. This Court is adjourned because I need to go stare at a wall in silence for approximately forty-five minutes.